Episode 108 | Shannon Sharpe's Situation, Traveling, 304’s and Apple Pay & More feat. BJ

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There's a couple things on there that didn't belong on there that I wouldn't eat here. But you know what I'm saying? It was cool, man. Right. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? When I went down there, man, no lie, like as a little kid, I knew I was swaggy down there. You know what I'm saying? I went down there or whatever. Yeah. And you know what I'm saying? I had my little eggplant phone. Yeah My favorite was Amalfi Coast Yeah And then I say Sicily. Sicily was pretty cool, man. It looked like something from Transylvania, man. It's old school, man, for real. But it was cool. I liked it a lot. So, they say the food here is... You said the food was amazing over there. They say the food here is poisonous. What's the biggest... I'm trying to tell you. When I went to one of the vending machines... You know what I'm saying I drink a Coke or whatever You know what I'm saying So I hear you know what I'm saying It's like We got like a lot of sugar In our stuff Yeah Out there Like it tastes like Something's missing Even the meat tastes like Something that's missing Yeah You feel me Like missing in a good way Or a bad way Like what do you I mean like It's like a I ain't gonna even say It's a good or bad But it's like Just something I'm not used to Right You know what I mean So I look at it like You know what I'm saying The beef tastes different Like I got some Meatballs down there Uh It was alright You know what I'm saying So Yeah I just Me and my lady Went down there We was just tasting Walking the streets You know what I'm saying They sold weed down there They had weed shops Really Yeah in Rome We went to Rome too Ah that's what's up man Yeah And they got weed Is weed legal I guess it's illegal It's legal It's legal over They be smoking In the streets or whatever But you know what I'm saying Like I don't feel like No weed is better Than weed come from California You know what I'm saying Like That's where the best weed Come from You feel me I heard that too man They say I'm real big on Detroit weed And they say Detroit weed Ain't got nothing on Cali weed And uh They say Vegas weed Ain't that hot either But I ain't been out there yet Vegas is alright I went out there one time They uh You know what I'm saying I'm into wax too Wax is alright You feel me But that was my first time Down there man You know what I'm saying So Yeah That's cool That's what's up So uh I like So what was the main difference Like what would you say Is like the Main difference From like overseas And here In the states Like what would you If somebody ain't never Been out of the states You feel me I felt like You know what I'm saying I know black people Are the minority Over here in America But over here I just felt like You feel me It wasn't really A lot of black people Yo Yeah And people were staring At us Like me and my lady When we was in the gondola They was staring at us Like they ain't never Seen black people But I'm over looking At the African people Walking by Like what is going on You feel me Uh huh So he was actually In the little boats Yeah Oh that's dope man You can actually You know what I'm saying When you get there It's like It's touristy You know what I'm saying It's stuff like You know what I'm saying Buildings or whatever You know what I'm saying Little booths or whatever It could be like Gondolas pay this much For one or two people For about this long So you know what I'm saying I had a dude That was rolling Like that nigga Man that nigga was strong Now he was rolling That motherfucker They said they hiring Like and the benefits Are amazing Like so if you want To be a gondola operator You go on over Like they said It's a shortage Of gondola operators Yeah And the benefits and the pay was amazing. So, I don't know if it's year-round work. I don't know. I guess it'd be kind of tough in the winter, but it looked like, you know, to pull a string. So, a lot of people, speaking of travel, a lot of people go to different countries. Passport, bros. Let's get on that for a while. Like, my buddy went down to Columbia. Oh, my God. It was amazing. Like, the videos. I don't know. I'm kind of scared to get on planes. I see. the videos on YouTube. Yeah, man. I'm going to get down to I'm going to get down there, man. So how do you feel about like going like passport bros? How do you feel like people getting their passport and going out of the country to find, you know, find love? To find love? Oh, whatever they're looking for. Whatever they're looking for down there, you know. You know, ain't nothing wrong with it. I mean, if that's what you're into, that's what you want to do and you feel me, you're safe about it, that's cool. I mean, you know? Yeah. Why not? You know what I mean? Yeah, because the videos I seen, like, he said, like... If you could go somewhere, where would you go, man? I don't know. I would have to go down to maybe... I'm going down south. I want to go to, like, a Spanish-speaking country. I wouldn't mind going down to, you know, the DR, maybe Puerto Rico. I've seen good video videos in Thailand, too, man. I've seen... It's like a street car. I forgot the name of the street. And, oh, my God, there was some black guys walking down the street. It was... I go straight Asian, so Asian women are beautiful. You know what I'm saying? No disrespect to the sisters, y'all. Still number one. You feel me? I don't really date outside the race. It ain't like my thing, but I don't really feel like white chicks be into me. The crazy thing is, I went to the UK for about four and a half years. And there's a lot of white girls, bro. I couldn't do it, bro. I couldn't do it either. I could date a white woman, but... Ain't nothing wrong with the bunnies, dog. Bunnies are cool. But I feel like... Bunnies like dark-skinned niggas, man. They be asking them dark-skinned niggas real tough, dog. Like, you feel like, dog, I don't know, dog. It's like, dark-skinned niggas be a target for them white girls, man. They love them some chocolate and it's cool because y'all can keep them problems. But, like, when it comes to, like, I'm not racist toward white women or nothing, but I just, you know what I'm saying? I couldn't do it, you know what I mean? But outside of, like, a sister agent, that's it, you know what I mean? That'll break my heart. My granny's heart Like she grew up Like Cause I grew up with her Like she almost raised me And like she grew up In the Jim Crow South Like she grew up in like I don't know I couldn't do it Like I Had to break her heart If I brought a white woman home Serious bro Like I don't Nothing against But I just I love my granny so much And I bondage like yes We like A1 Like two peas in the pod I'm the favorite grandchild I'ma say it on the way Cause I'm the I don't like the niggas It's like I'm the black sheep I don't get along Y'all niggas just losers man I'm the favorite I'm the favorite grandson I'm serious I'm the favorite man Like I'm the favorite I don't relate to them I don't mess with my family This is man Y'all losers man No I'm just kidding man They say Black Sheep Is the one bringing Generational cursions man Shout out to the Black Sheep Uh But bigandlazy.com man Go to bigandlazy.com Grab you some merch Uh We got an email blast Uh We got a subscription service That's all our links Spotify YouTube Twitter TikTok Well it ain't Twitter It's X Uh We on threads, but I'm not really big on threads. But anywhere you can find podcasts, you can find us, man. Go grab you some merch. We got everything on there, man. We got house shoes. We got aprons, coffee mugs, basketball shorts, T-shirts, everything, man. I like what you're doing, man. I appreciate that, man. So, let's get on Shannon Sharp. How do you feel about... My thing is though I don't know the particulars Maybe you can fill me in But you a 50 year old Plus black man Why are you dealing with A 19 year old white teenager You're like dog That's your granddaughter dog Like what are you doing dog You know what I'm saying Here's my thing about Uncle Shay Shay Like Uncle Shay Shay Like real talk If you watch Big and Lazy Peep is right here man You got all these hoes out there dog You mean to tell me That you went and chose her Like bro you could've went And got Tiana Trump Sarah J's in your range Scoop back a little bit You feel me Sarah I scoop back like that way Like there you go Perfect Sarah J You feel me You could call somebody else I don't know what the hell You was doing Queen Rogue Somebody bro Like a 19 year old But the thing is It's like the whole thing About the rape thing It's like they said You know what I'm saying It was like They done seen each other At least a hundred times In a period of What three to What two Two to three years I didn't know that Yeah It's the details So I don't My thing is I don't Just based on that Like Like, if somebody, if you're going back, if somebody's assaulted, sexually assaulted, I'm not making a lot of accusations, but why would you go back a hundred times? Like, why would you go back to danger? Because she was getting paid. And that's another thing, too. But she, you know what I'm saying? If she was getting, I don't know, man. And the thing is, another thing is the lawyer that's in the case. That's the same lawyer that's been taking down a lot of the popular celebrities. Yeah. I mean, I think, I believe her lawyer is the same lawyer that had those allegations against Jay-Z. Mm-hmm. I read that, too. Yeah, so... I also see Hov was trying to, like, get his little lawyer license revoked or whatever, and I think that, you know, like, yeah, man, because he's... Obviously, this dude's overlooking for a payout, but he... And my whole thing about Uncle Shea, like, you know what I'm saying? Why would you give this girl$10 million in hush money? Like, you know what I mean? Yeah, ask him guilty shit. Ask him... If I got all the receipts in my phone, wish he should, because, you know, I mean, he's not married or nothing like that, not to the public knowledge or anything. Yeah. Like... I mean maybe to keep his reputation straight I mean he is To upkeep his reputation But you know he is like On ESPN he was about to get that 100 million And once that came out the next day I guess the 10 million went up 40 Like you know it's like she's from Louisville You know everything in Louisville about 40 Yeah yeah But my thing is though If you didn't like you didn't do anything Why am I giving you 10 million dollars It's to protect your image It's like shut up But the thing is That you should have been You know what I'm saying There's so much out there I mean You know what I'm saying The only thing He looking like an old Freaky nigga But you know what I'm saying I think all of us Got a couple of Freaky uncles Yeah Yeah And I think we all got some I ain't gonna say skeletons But like damn bro Like it's just a Black guy bro Like This ain't Michelle It's not What happened to Michelle man You was on Live talking Screaming out It's Michelle Like who the fuck is Michelle Like I don't I wonder how much Homegirl was charging for that Was it like$200 or$250? Who, the white girl? Yeah, a little 19-year-old. Ah, shit. You talking about$250? Ah, fuck, nigga. I'm probably about, I don't know, four bands, four bands an hour or something crazy like that. Four bands an hour? Yeah. Man, she could have went to college with that, man. Yeah, she could have did a lot of something. I don't know, but, you know, and that's another thing about these young hoes, man. It's like a lot of them, like, won't feel out of fast food, but they'll just go ahead and start selling cat without, you know what I'm saying? Damn, didn't try to go to walk at Walmart or nothing. I ain't just hoeing and her weave is looking terrible. If I got a red flag to me, if them BS goofy bands, like them, I said bands, bangs them edges and be laid to the fucking forehead, that's a red flag to me, bro. These days, because you never know, that might be That's a dangerous age, Rich. They might be 15 to about 26. They all got the same goofy. So I just stay away from them all. Especially the ones that got chest tattoos. You got to stay away from them, man. They no good. That's another. That's a crazy. No lie. The story, man. I was dealing with a young woman. She was about 26 now. So we was dealing. This was a couple of years ago. So she was like 23, 24. I'm in the bar just chilling, man. No lie. It was just like some angel and devil shit like that. So they come around me like I'm thinking they all together So it's about three people They in like a car club I'm thinking she's with them So they in my area Man I fuck with the podcast Man I love the podcast Let's get on And she's in my area Just Yeah I see your little podcast Like get the fuck on bro Like Yeah them younger women When it's time to cut them off They crash out bro So You feel me If you ain't 27 It's over I feel like You feel me Like everybody limit As far as when it comes to dating older and under, it should be five years. Because I think the most I ever did, I was bad one time. I was like 30, she was like 20. I don't know what I was thinking. It really wasn't nothing, you feel me? They say half your age, so I'm 35. So half my age would be 17 plus seven. So they say half your age plus seven. So that's 24. So they say that's the... I don't know. That's the golden matrix to go about. Half your age plus seven years. But I'm cool, though. Them young ones, they listen to that murderous-ass music. They get in their feelings. They don't listen to Patti LaBelle or Beyonce or something. You ever bang a young hoe before? Man, I'm trying to tell you. Here's how you know a young hoe clean or not. You fuck him This nigga's ain't clean This nigga Okay Okay so No no no For real though You wanna know How you know If a young hoe clean After you After you have Sex with If that bitch Don't go piss Or go wash her pussy She dirty bro Yeah, I think that's how I feel about that shit. Like, sometimes, like, bro, I'll be like, man, like, I can't even have you go out. Like, I go warm up a rag, you know what I'm saying? You feel me? It's just, bro, I just feel like it's so dirty. Like, if you a young hoe and you watching this... this episode. Like, really, go wash your pussy. Front to back. Front to back. Front to back. From the rooter to the tooter. There you go. You feel me? Real 90 baby shit. You heard me? Yeah. It just, I don't know. Young hoes ain't, you know what I'm saying? Just leave them for the young niggas, man. They all be stinking and shit. You feel me? So, that's how I feel about that. I don't know if I had one a long, long time ago. So, we always, it was kind of cold outside too, but we always linked up in the dark on a late night, you know, and She got coats and shit on So long story short We link up and she stays the night So this is my first time Hearing about locations and shit So then I wake up I just know like I wake up and roll over She got them eyes like they big You can just tell this bitch is nuts Then I seen her arms She had fucking Suicide marks I'm like oh fuck I just seen them like hi what are you doing I just sound like oh fuck Then that's when I'm like, so she sent me, I got notifications. Somebody's sharing your location. I'm like, what the fuck is this? That's my location. I'm like, why do I need it? Like, ain't you right here? So I can always know where you at. So we can always know. Let me turn yours on. I'm like, oh, what the fuck? So I'm like, she has to go immediately. So I take her home. I get her some breakfast. I get the whole nine, like, drop off. So I get home. About an hour later, I get a text from her. You just going to fuck me and take me home? I can't. Brian, she just took off. I couldn't get another word. Oh, fuck it. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to do something. I'm like, oh, fuck. Man, I remember I got this one crazy old story. She caught me slipping one time. I think you told me that story. It was about three years ago. It was this one chick. You feel me? I went to college with her, and she was bad. I mean, God. You know what I mean? She was ignorant, dog. But as the years went by, I started seeing the street shit. And then my people told me she out here selling pussy and shit. So I was like, okay. You know what I'm saying? I was on a drought. You know what I'm saying? I'm some type of nigga here. I ain't really got time to sit here and talk a bitch out of panic. You know what I'm saying? I'm right there with you. You know what I'm saying? Over the years, you feel me? The bitch was cool, but it was this one particular time, bro. I feel like the bitch was doing bad because... You know what I'm saying? Like, around that time, I had a whole roommate and everything. Like, it was terrible, bro. I thought she was in there getting that nigga, too. In fact, I know she did. Like, she fucking stole my card, bro. You told me it, bro. Like, these cards told me it. No lie, bro. That bitch fucking put me to sleep. And then I left my keys downstairs, and I heard jingling and shit. And then I heard the door, you know. Nigga, that bitch obviously was running, bro. Nigga, two seconds later, nigga. Like, you know what I'm saying, bro? She took off, bro. I came outside. My shit was gone, bro. Oh, wow. I had no GPS or nothing in my shit. You didn't get it back? Yeah, I got it back. Man, I got that shit back in 24 hours. I thought that bitch was going to be in Atlanta somewhere selling pussy out of my car. So Peep is right here. So Peep is right here. So... I had to call this other hoe that I knew, and she be knowing where the hoes be at and shit. So, you know what I'm saying? She know what my car look like. My car was distinct, you know what I'm saying? I had a little Grand Marquis. It was wrecked or whatever. So, motherfuckers know what the fuck my shit look like. So, she told me that she was at Chickasaw. So, you feel me? My homie, you know what I'm saying? He drove up there, you feel me? And she's over there in the park selling pussy in my car. To the OGs, bro But the thing is Here's the crazy part, bro Like, no lie Like, when my homie pulled up I was gonna Man, it was gonna get ugly But he told me and shit, whatever You feel me? So, I got out I rolled down the window Cause she actually walked up to the car Like she's about to get a play or some shit You feel me? And when she rolled down the window I saw my face, bro She backed up off the car, bro She threw my keys at me and shit, man I had to get with her Like, bitch, don't be stealing my shit, bro What was her rap like? I'm sorry I just Like she seen the ghost Like what was her like That bitch look like She seen Casper bro I was about to get that But I I don't play at stealing shit But bitch you gonna steal my car That's my only car They know the drugs man Man for real This ain't no drugs, man. And leave the hoes alone, bro. The hoes is terrible. Yeah, man. We all, this is our former life, man. We retired. Yeah, it ain't even worth it, bro. You know, one time I met a chick. I was actually trying to shoot to her on some regular shit on Facebook, and I had seen her at the store or something, so she said, you want to come back to the house and smoke, nigga? It was a bounce house in there. I ain't never seen so many air matches in the house, bro. It was in every room, like, this is some shit, like, some, you know, I mean some sex traffic I got out of there so quick bro Every room had some You know The living room had Two or three air matches in it You go upstairs It was air matches in every bed I was like what the fuck Like I don't know You ever been to a hoes house And they had the kids There walking around and shit Yeah, I used to be like, but now at old, I'm turning right around. I'm doing a bow face. You got to. I'm out of here. It get old, you know what I'm saying? But now, you know what I'm saying? I just feel like now, you know what I'm saying? I'm in a relationship now. So, you know what I'm saying? It's all formal. It's formal. So, have you ever been to a chick's house? The first time you meet a kid, the kid is extra friendly. She's a hoe When she not I'm not a hoe My truth be told I don't really like Women with kids Right And the reason why I say it Is because They be acting like They the catch Yo you been caught What you talking about Yo like Yo What you Shorty You know what I mean I like women With daughters Daughters are cool Women Women love me Yeah I don't like sons They be haters Yeah, I can say that. But I'm going to say this. What was I about to say? It's not even so much about the kid count. It's the baby daddy count. You can have three kids, one baby daddy. But if you got three kids and three baby daddies, I don't know. I think you the fucking problem. I think you got some good fucking pussy if that's how this shit's going. If you got three baby daddies and none of these niggas to marry you, you got some good ass pussy. Man, she's crazy. I'll put that out there. My thing is, though, if you got three full baby daddies, three full five baby daddies, why ain't nobody stuck around? Because you crazy So I don't know If the pussy can't be that good If nobody just I mean But you know what I'm saying As you get older It don't matter how good pussy is If it ain't nothing No power behind that pussy It ain't nothing You're right You gotta have some emotion with it You got to man Uh huh Ain't nobody want no broke bitch Hey babe Can you go to the store And buy my cigarettes Nah bitch I ain't trying to do all that shit You go to the store I hate cigarettes Man I just fell out They say She was broke But I don't know Uh Long story short You coming over to my house This is maybe the second Or third link up Could you stop at a store And get me a pop That was the only thing I asked, and she, what's wrong with your car? I'm like, damn, you on your way over here, like, well, I didn't feel like, so, like, damn, like, you didn't have two dollars, like. Yeah, she ain't had no money, bro. I had a blocker, but, like, this is the first, that's a big red flag, bro, like. Don't be fucking with these broke-ass bitches. They might got some good pussy, but if it ain't nothing, I mean, you can fucking tell you get tired, but, you know what I mean? Like, you definitely got to cut the broke hoes off. Yeah, because I'm not cashing up to you every day. What happened to that, like, we got a few, like, I'm a single man, this, I I'm not going to say actively in a dating video. I'm kind of... I think, personally, I think you should stay off the Cash App and just make cash transactions. Cash App is going to get you caught up. Yeah, yeah. Real hoes take Apple Pay. She told me that. She said, man, I don't want... She said, my dude checks my Cash App. I said, you can't delete Cash Apps. You can delete Apple Pay. Give me a ding, B. Real hoes use Apple Pay, not Cash App, because you can delete Apple Pay. Plus, you got to put a note on there, too. Yeah, you got to put a note on there. Once you're going to put pussy... A goofy motherfucker cashed out me. I'm not going to say what. It was illegal. And she put the illegal thing in the goddamn notes. I said, stupidity is the root of all fucking evil. I'm like, goddamn, you're going to put that in the. Well, that's what it's for, ain't it? Well, just don't ever cash at me again, you goofy motherfucker. How about that? For real. But it was good talking to you, man. You got any advice for the youth? Advice for the. Man, it's BJ. You know what I'm saying? It's my homie. You know what I'm saying? Coming straight from 34. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I'm out here doing that. You know what I'm saying? I'm just, you know what I'm saying, cool. You know what I'm saying? Big shout-outs to my family. Big shout-out to my middle school homies. Yeah, man. You know what I'm saying? 20-plus years. 20-plus. They just try to get us to joke on each other. Like, what team was you on in eighth grade? Was you on 8-3 or 8-2? I was on 8-2 You was on 8-1 I think I was on 8-1 Yeah they tried to get us Like to juggle Cause who's the best jugglers On our team And they tried to get us to But we never did it There was a lot of funny niggas man It was bro Like that's why I don't When it comes to bullying I'm like I gotta see this shit Cause it's been plenty of times I didn't get off the bus Fuck the bus I didn't get to the bus stop And the jokes Started then And the jokes didn't stop Till you got home Like and even when you got home You know they was getting jokes You know what I mean And you gotta think It was like back in the time When Comic View was like You know what I'm saying So niggas would come Through recycle shit Dave Chappelle was poppin' Yeah Niggas caught on to that You know what I'm saying It was a great time It was a great time of comedy It was man Like That's all we did Was joke like Man that's all we did Was joke like Wagner Westport from What was that I went to Westport 01 to 08 Them seven years bro Like Wasn't none of that shit You was getting rolled out Ain't wasn't no Telling mom Wasn't no going to the internet I'm getting bullied Sharing my shit You better joke back It was like a Roast every day Real talk bro And it was Some days They got me Most days I got them Cause I put myself In the top five You think I'm in the top five Of Westport, Wagner, Jokers Bro I'm not Hey For real For real When I think of people That went to our school That's right Really funny You and Ashley Marie Yeah Gaither Okay yeah Gaither Gaither She kinda came on late She was funny She's funny now But she kinda came on late She wasn't that funny In Westport But she got kinda Cause we used to go at it And like high We used to go at it. She got funny. Deshaun Jackson, he's hilarious. Kadeem Watson. Yeah, Kadeem. He was a joker. Carlos Moore, he was a joker. Man, there were so many good jokers, bro. I don't know, sometimes it got heated, but for the most part, nigga, you get joked on. Larry Sutton. Hey, man, Larry... I feel offended bro You ain't came on this couch yet bro I feel kind of offended bro Like you need to come on this couch He's a good guy man That's my homie man CJ too CJ got the rest of PCJ man RPCJ man Rest of PCJ CJ was funny dog So I just feel like You know what I'm saying Coming up It was a pretty friendly environment Everybody had jokes man You know what I'm saying I think It's definitely carrying on today I like what You know what I'm saying Like I said I like what you're doing man I appreciate that Yeah man I appreciate all the support And we gonna keep going 104 episodes and counting, man. Bigandlazy.com. You can find me on IG, underscore B-F-I-N-E-S. It's tagged in the page. You want to check the socials out? You can check me out on IG, Proposition Bobby Cho. I don't be posting like that, but you know what I'm saying? You can check out the sexiness.

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